COMIC #599: No Joke Intended
It must be said that if trolling was the intention of this latest comic, then CONSIDER ME MOTHERFUCKING TROLL'D, RANDY, YOU FUCK.
In a suitably Carl-esque style, I want to relish ripping this one apart, piece by piece.
Well, well, well. As commentor luckykaa mentioned in the previous post: "Hell, why even bother drawing it? At best this is a twitter comment." and I could not agree more. The art is pretty unecessary, and it seems that Randall seems to think so too - just look at that 2nd panel.
Beret guy looks more like he's holding his head on than facepalming.
This, however, is what we've come to expect from Randall now, I won't carry on battering the drawings, because Carl does that plenty himself.
Randall is often made fun of in this blog for attempting to seem all "high and mighty", as it were, and until now, I've believed him to be innocent of this misdeed, but it seems clear to me now that his ego has gone too far this time. Frequent commentor poore noted the fact that the second panel is completely unecessary.
Unecessary as it may be, it shows us that Randall is now a fully-fledged wanker. I shall explain:
He EXPECTS people to be baffled hours later by his incorrect usage of "no pun intended" rather than just fleetingly bemused.
I mean, come on, if Beret guy was any average guy, after three hours, a nonsensical usage of "no pun intended" after a few impressive-sounding words would have faded entirely from memory. Randall seems to be having an "aren't I so clever!!" moment here, and not realizing that normal people have lives, and girlfriends and shit like that.
OH GOD I RAGED.
IT IS NOT SPELLED DAMMIT.
IT IS A CONTRACTION OF "DAMN" AND "IT".
THEREFORE - DAMNIT.
NO MATTER WHAT BLINK-182 TOLD YOU.
RANDALL I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
Yes, this whole post is really just a build up to that rage about the alt-text.
So shoot me.