Send send send. email@example.com
2. Anything else I should send you?
If you think it's worth your time, feel free.
3. Does Carl Wheeler know about this blog?
As stated below, he does now...
4. Are YOU Carl Wheeler?
No, actually. This would already have been done if I was. OH WAIT...
5. What can I do to make your life better?
By not taking this very seriously at all.