Although I did go and look up simple.wikipedia.org, like a common sheep, hoping that it was actually something kind of funny, meant in a sarcastic way, but no, it's just wikipedia in easy language.
One important question that Carl did not raise, however, is this:
"Where the hell did Randall get that site from?!"
I've never, ever seen it before in my life, and I've played around with the languages on there in boredom many times (usually translating french into english and seeing the differences oh God I'm so sad) and I've never come across it.
But overall, fantastic post. As seen before, even xkcd sucks sometimes likes xkcd, so why not work the other way round too?